Der Gott des SPAM

Wenn man mal nicht weiß, wo man all den SPAM herbekommen soll, über den man sich so herrlich aufregen kann, dann habe ich da einen ganz heißen Tipp:
einfach einen account bei catholic online einrichten. Halten Sie Ihre Email-Adresse geheim - es reicht der Unfug, den Ihnen der Provider selbst zustellt, versprochen.
Beispiel N^o 1

Subject: "Free from Mystic Monk Coffee"
From: "Mystic Monk Coffee"
To: my account @catholic.org

Mystic Monk Coffee

Hundreds of coffee drinkers love Mystic Monk Coffee more than any other coffee.
"Dear Monks,
I just wanted you to know how much my husband loves your coffees. He's tried many different brands of gourmet coffees and says yours is the best. And I feel good about supporting the monks in your important work! God bless you!"
- Julia

Free bag of coffee from Mstic Monk Coffee

A free bag of coffee for you!
There is no obligation or a promise to buy. We simply want you to try it and tell us what you think. We think you are going to love these roasts made by Carmelite monks in prayer.
"Dear Monks,
I think your coffee is very good. Its definitely the best coffee I have ever had."
- Dan
"Dear Monks,
I just bought Starbuck's to see how it compared to your coffee, and yours is far better. I really love it. Everyone is saying the same thing."
- Mickey

Choose your coffee:

We want you to know that these cloistered monks roast incredible coffees, that we have good prices, wonderful service, and support a great cause.
Send this to your friends too!
Free bag of coffee! No hidden obligations:
- you pay $5.95 $4.95 for shipping ($1 off)
- tell the monks what you think!
www.mysticmonkcoffee.com
Some of the coffees you could receive:

Sumatran

This splendid roast of the finest Sumatran beans produces a smooth fruitful taste. The pleasant earthy fragrance and the rich herbal aftertaste will leave you longing for the full-bodied taste contained in every cup. Br Java has discovered the perfect savory roast for these gourmet beans.

Breakfast Blend

This vibrant blend of light-bodied coffee is sure to wipe the sleep from your eyes with the pleasant taste of the best coffees South America has to offer and a cheerful, fruity taste. Don’t start your day without the crisp, fresh goodness of Breakfast Blend – a roast mastered for the monks’ own early morning rise. The intensely pleasant aroma is sure to lure even the most exhausted from bed.

Decaffeinated Colombian

With a taste so clean and smooth, our Colombian coffee is everything you hoped for. Our supreme Medium Roast is full bodied with a lingering nutty taste and a medium acidity that is satisfying to the senses and deliciously golden with cream and sugar.

Hazelnut

Full of character and taste, our flavored Hazelnut is sure to quench your craving for a nutty taste. Enjoy this light-bodied, flavored coffee, which can only be described as mouthwateringly unique and pleasing.

French Vanilla

The gentle, unassuming taste of vanilla, hidden with sweetness and combined with the richness and strength of the finest French Roast transforms every sip into a treasured Mystic Monk moment. Mystic Monk Blend
Blending only the finest beans, the monks have roasted their own house blend imbued with the perfect monastic balance of aroma, flavor and body. In each cup, you will find the charm of the monks’ own mystic blend.
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Beispiel N^o 2

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